Monthly Archives: July 2015

Season 4, Episode 7 – Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian by E.L. James

How sad of an author do you have to be when you write fan fiction about your fan fiction and even that is STILL AN IDEA THAT YOU CRIBBED FROM THE AUTHOR WHOSE WORKS YOU RIPPED OFF?

Have a listen and find out.

P.S. Tyler promised Matt they would never again read anything by James related to the 50SoG books. Anyone want to take a bet that promise gets broken?

Season 4, Episode 7 – Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian by E.L. James

 

Season 4, Episode 6 – Sharcano by Jose Prendes

Imagine, if you will, that you’re a writer.

A writer who has been contracted by SyFy to write a novelization of one of their questionable, original movies. You know, like Octoshark.

Only they don’t send you the script and you, having a sliver of taste, decide not to watch the movie. But you still need to write the damn book in order to get paid. What do you do?

Well, if it’s anything like this book you might do research on Wikipedia and ask your thirteen year-old, male cousin to tell you about the book. Because that’s how Sharcano reads, like it’s being told by a middle school-aged boy with ADD in the throws of hormonal chaos, one who throws in curse words simply because.

Enjoy.

Season 4, Episode 6 – Sharcano by Jose Prendes

 

Season 4, Episode 5 – Gate of Souls, A Familiars Tale, Book One by Verna McKinnon

This one comes to us by way of a NY Times best selling author who was ambushed by none other than Verna’s husband and she said it was the worst book she ever read.

Honestly, it’s not that bad. But I’m guessing she never had to read Antigua. Or Org’s Odyssey. Or Everyone’s an Asshole and No One is Happy. Or…

Just listen to the podcast.

Season 4, Episode 5 – Gate of Souls, A Familiars Tale, Book One by Verna McKinnon