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Episode 5.5 – Post Kobold Wizard’s Dildo Clean-up, or The First Second Podcast of the Month!

Here it is, our first podcast created mainly by you, the listeners!

We took questions and comments from the blog, the facebook group, e-mails, and carrier pigeon to give you guys a much needed bridge between our regular monthly podcasts.

As mentioned in the podcast, here is a link to listener Leslie’s published work:

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Cleaning up after the Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2

An announcement and a solicitation!

Tyler and I talked about how we’ve really enjoyed doing these podcasts and we want to do more of them more often but that we didn’t want to have to read even more crappy fiction to do so.

Thinking about our options, we decided that we’d record a second podcast a month based around listener feedback, reader suggestions, or anything you’d like us to talk about. That in mind, WE NEED YOUR INPUT! Please, send us feedback, suggestions, comments, critiques, bitches, praises, whatever. You can do so here in comments, on the Facebook group (also titled Your Book is Why Daddy Drinks), email us at,,, or you can even call us, and we’ll edit in your call into the podcast, at 831-687-9242.

Far too long

It seems like it’s been far too long since our last podcast but we’ve got a great one in store for you all next week. It’s got it all when it comes to bad fantasy: slutty elves, rapacious she-trolls, evil wizards, and socially maladjusted nerds. What else would you expect from a book titled The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2, An Adventure for 3-5 Players, Levels 2-5.

Along with the podcast we’ve also got some good announcements. I don’t want to spoil them here, ok, that’s a lie, I really want to spoil them here, but I have to give you some incentive, other than our suffering, to listen to the podcast.

It begins! Again!

Welcome to the new home of Your Book is Why Daddy Drinks. Here you’ll find the mostly coherent ramblings of two men who have tasked themselves with reading the worst books the world has to offer, so you don’t have to.