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Episode 5.5 – Post Kobold Wizard’s Dildo Clean-up, or The First Second Podcast of the Month!

Here it is, our first podcast created mainly by you, the listeners!

We took questions and comments from the blog, the facebook group, e-mails, and carrier pigeon to give you guys a much needed bridge between our regular monthly podcasts.

As mentioned in the podcast, here is a link to listener Leslie’s published work: http://www.timidpirate.com/books-booty/finding-home-community-in-apocalyptic-worlds/

Help keep these half-casts going by submitting your feedback, questions, comments and vague threats to matt@whydaddydrinks.net and questions, comments, and justified adoration to tyler@whydaddydrinks.net

You can also leave us a voicemail at 831-687-9242

Cleaning up after the Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2

Episode 5 – The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2, An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5

I want you to consider your reality.

Think about your life. About how you get up in the morning, about how you go about your daily existence, the chores you do, the jobs you complete. Maybe you have adventures and lead a life of excitement or perhaps yours is a more mundane, every-day-normal sort of affair.

Now I want you to consider what it would be like if you were sodomized by a magical dildo that opened your consciousness to the fact that you are nothing more than a fictional construct of a socially maladjusted, hormonally horny teenager, created for his amusement, and that every shitty thing that’s ever happened to you was because he made it happen. That you are nothing more than a mental masturbatory puppet for him to live out his own fantasies through your exploits and what this revelation might feel like.

Having considered this, now you know a little about the concept of this horrible, horrible book. Trust us, it doesn’t get any better, but look on the bright side, we read it so you don’t have to.

Special thanks to Tyler Hayes for joining us on the podcast this evening.

Episode 5 – The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2, An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5

Episode 4 – Touched by Venom

A delightful journey into the world of cryptobestiality. Did I say delightful? I’m sorry. I meant “Worse than having a belt sander applied to your nether regions moments before a dip in a lemon juice jacuzzi.”

Episode 4 – Touched by Venom

Episode 3 – Breaking Dawn

We finally slay the beast that is The Twilight Saga. This is the happiest either of us will be for a long, long time.

Episode 3 – Breaking Dawn

Episode 2 – Eclipse

Matt has finished two bottles of whiskey. Tyler has killed a case of cider. The books are getting worse.

Episode 2 – Eclipse

Episode 1 – Twilight and New Moon

What started as a simple task Matt set for himself, rapidly escalated into the worst Gentleman’s Challenge ever conceived, and gave birth to “Your Book is Why Daddy Drinks”

(Please excuse the poor audio in this episode, technical difficulties were experienced and have been resolved in all future episodes.)
Episode 1 – Twilight and New Moon