Season 3, Episode 6 – Vampire Hotel by Roger Huntman

Come along with Matt and Tyler on a banal tale of vampires, Midwestern ninjas, and a story that desperately needed to be proofread. Guest host this month is Ryvenna Lewis who, for some reason, still considers Matt a friend after reading this book.

Season 3 Episode 6 – Vampire Hotel by Roger Huntman

 

Season 3, Episode 5 – ST:TNG, Starfleet Academy #13, The Haunted Starship by Brad and Kathi Ferguson

This month we were joined by the one and only Miss Erin Kalendar of the awesome Brass Needles podcast. This month we read Star Trek: The Next Generation Starfleet Academy #13, The Haunted Starship by Brad and Kathi Ferguson. A YA “book” (I think it was less than one hundred and fifty pages of story), Tyler came up with the bright idea that each of us should also find one piece of ST:TNG fanfic to make the other two read and review. Our selections, all terrible, are below. Enjoy!

Tyler – Wind Beneath My Wings (Not just a shitty song)
Matt – Come What May (Totally meant euphemistically, giggity giggity)
Erin – Rollercoaster (A nearly 200k word epic that can be summed up that Natasha Yar is fucking horrible at relationships)

Season 3, Episode 5 – ST:TNG, Starfleet Academy #13, The Haunted Starship by Brad and Kathi Ferguson

 

Season 3, Episode 4 – Bumped by Megan McCafferty

From across the…well, not across the pond since it’s a totally different ocean, but from the death-filledhellscapewonderful land of Australia comes April’s suggestion, Bumped by Megan McCafferty, a rousing tale of prostitution, selling children as commodities, and very, very under-age sex! It’s Emma’s fault, she’s the one who suggested us.

Season 3, Episode 4 – Bumped by Megan McCafferty

 

This Charity Drive is Why Daddy Drinks Episde 3 of 3 – Eclipse

When we first realized that this podcast was going to be a thing we decided to try and do some good with it. In the end this was formed and we ended up raising about $1250 for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Fund, a charity that is close to our hearts for a variety of reasons. Part of that charity drive was that we would watch Twilight, live, online for our audience to see. The upside/downside was that our audience raised enough to make us watch New Moon and Eclipse as well. Here’s the third video of us watching Eclipse and the recording is below. Please note, that it’s not a perfect match up with the movie because we had some technical difficulties, but if you want to watch it yourself and put us on, we do mention timestamps occasionally and that way you can orient yourselves.

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, you’re really not going to watch that piece of shit, are you…are you?

This Charity Drive is Why Daddy Drinks Episde 3 of 3 – Eclipse

 

This Charity Drive is Why Daddy Drinks Episde 2 of 3 – New Moon

When we first realized that this podcast was going to be a thing we decided to try and do some good with it. In the end this was formed and we ended up raising about $1250 for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Fund, a charity that is close to our hearts for a variety of reasons. Part of that charity drive was that we would watch Twilight, live, online for our audience to see. The upside/downside was that our audience raised enough to make us watch New Moon and Eclipse as well. Here’s the second video of us watching New Moon and the recording is below. Please note, that it’s not a perfect match up with the movie because we had some technical difficulties, but if you want to watch it yourself and put us on, we do mention timestamps occasionally and that way you can orient yourselves.

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, you’re really not going to watch that piece of shit, are you…are you?

This Charity Drive is Why Daddy Drinks Episde 2 of 3 – New Moon

 

This Charity Drive is Why Daddy Drinks Episde 1 of 3 – Twilight

When we first realized that this podcast was going to be a thing we decided to try and do some good with it. In the end this was formed and we ended up raising about $1250 for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Fund, a charity that is close to our hearts for a variety of reasons. Part of that charity drive was that we would watch Twilight, live, online for our audience to see. The upside/downside was that our audience raised enough to make us watch New Moon and Eclipse as well. Here’s the first video of us watching Twilight and the recording is below. Please note, that it’s not a perfect match up with the movie because we had some technical difficulties, but if you want to watch it yourself and put us on, we do mention timestamps occasionally and that way you can orient yourselves.

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, you’re really not going to watch that piece of shit, are you…are you?

This Charity Drive is Why Daddy Drinks Episde 1 of 3 – Twilight

 

Season 3, Episode 3 – Ice Station by Matt Reilly

Like an ’80′s action film resurrected from the past, Ice Station by Matt Reilly was March’s book for 2014. Brought to us by Eric the Baker (thanks, Eric), this month’s volunteer, friend, and poor decision-maker was Nate, who took solace in the fact that at least it wasn’t Ghost.

Ice Station by Matt Reilly
 

Season 3, Episode 2.5 – A Half-Cast? Those Exist?

Tyler and Matt respond to some listener questions about how doing the podcast has impacted which books they choose to read.

Season 3, Episode 2.5 – The First Half-Cast
 

Season 3, Episode 2 – Antigua: The Land of Faeries, Wizards, and Heroes by Larry Ellis and Denise Brown Ellis

We didn’t think it was possible.

We should’ve known better to say anything.

But we found a book…a book as bad as Org’s Odyssey.

God. Damn. It.

Season 3, Episode 2 – Antigua: The Land of Faeries, Wizards, and Heroes (And Bullshit, So Much Bullshit) by Larry Ellis and Denise Brown Ellis
 

Season 3, Episode 1 – Awoken by Serra Elinsen (WE’RE BACK!)

And 2014 is off to a bang! Well, more of a burble considering this month’s book. Featuring the LAST Young Adult Supernatural Romance book we will be reading for the foreseeable future (because, great Cthulhu, are we bored of them), this month we read Awoken by Serra Elinsen.

NO MORE OF THIS CRAP, PLEASE. Give us some other crap. Like crap horror or crap sci-fi. Hell, I’ll take some crap fantasy. *looks to February’s book* Oh, wait…we’ve got that covered.

Season 3, Episode 1 – Awoken by Serra Elinsen